I can give you advice, but i can't take it. I do assure you, it's good advice. Please, don't be shy!

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via analmermaidprincess)

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

i just fell down the stairs and my mum took a photo

incase u think im lying

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(via ashketchurn)

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daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

(via ashketchurn)

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adornoble:

dingraha:

iwillmindfuckyou:

frigginflamingfawkes:

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this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website

Fuck

I will never hear something more beautiful than this, ever, so long as I live

(via muthafuckapeggyhill)

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danfanfics:

dantard:

kansass:

why cant i touch ppl through the internet

I feel you

did you just

(via pizza)

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whimmy-bam:

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

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(Source: youtube.com, via pizza)

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worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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brownley:

my thoughts on boys

  • i hate boys
  • boys are stupid
  • they’re smelly
  • down with boys
  • oh wait
  • wow
  • they’re really cute
  • look at their cute backs
  • look at their cute faces
  • their smiles
  • and bellies
  • and voices
  • boys (◡‿◡✿) 
  • wowee boys (◕‿◕✿)
  • bo
  • y
  • s
  • BOYS (#゚Д゚)ゴルァ!!
  • i hate boys

(via ashketchurn)

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hamburgay:

Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.

(via ashketchurn)

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